"OPEN LETTER TO My dear Girlfriend...
The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give u a few rules that will preserve your beauty, life and
this relationship. 1.The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.2.Tell all your friends
not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup cos we won't go. 3.You support
the teams that I support.4.No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the
game.5.Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match,so am gonna watch them.6.We can
watch Telemundo provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in
brazil.7.U don't just pass infront of the tv if am watching soccer, you better crawl on the
floor.8.Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England? 9.No
funny faces to my friends when they come to watch any of the matches.10.Smile every time
EXCEPT when my team is losing.
With that been said..we gonna have a great time together. Love you to the moon and back".
Just got this broadcast on my bbm and thought it was really funny. Except its real, and this is what every lady should expect during this world cup period especially if you are married or cohabiting. But better still ladies should find other things to interest them and leave John, Segun, Bode and all to their football. Minimise the calls during this period .Especially if his team is loosing
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